I’m going to skip the good and the bad because that’s boring and just dive straight into the grouchy, specifically my top 5 famous grouchy personalities that I look up to:
Although I am here to save you all from the Evil Coffee Empire (ECE), there are those who have come before me to also do battle. These are the forerunners to Grouchy John and were instrumental to his emergence.
As you know I’m just one man fighting against the evils of bad coffee. Odds are stacked against me at every turn in this fight but to my advantage I have what I like to call my Weapons of Mass Caffeination.
Well we survived yet another First Friday. It was an amazing night serving coffee, meeting old and new friends, and just watching the spectacle of the crowd. Not only did we get some amazing free cupcakes from Mimi, but we also broke in the new trailer and she worked just fine. As a result, we went through about 7 gallons of water, almost 6 pounds of coffee, 5 gallons of milk, and 1 can of whip cream serving approximately 95 drinks in a four hour span.
Tonight starts the era of mobility for Grouchy John and his fight against the evil coffee empire. Tonight I will debuting, in it’s infancy, the Grouchy John Mobile Command Unit!
Come join the Grouchy Nation this week at First Friday (2/4) to continue fighting against the evils of bad coffee. Grouchy John will be there in his new Mobile Command Unit serving out hot caffeinated fun to the masses. By…
Bad coffee and espresso has long oppressed people of this valley with alternatives few and far between. However it has long been prophesied that a chosen one will emerge from this wasteland and spread his caffeinated fun to all. It is said that the chosen one will be of the oppressed who turned grouchy from the suffering caused by the tasteless or burnt coffee and espresso of the evil chain stores.