Bad coffee and espresso has long oppressed people of this valley with alternatives few and far between. However it has long been prophesied that a chosen one will emerge from this wasteland and spread his caffeinated fun to all. It is said that the chosen one will be of the oppressed who turned grouchy from the suffering caused by the tasteless or burnt coffee and espresso of the evil chain stores. It is said that this grouchy one will rise up to liberate the oppressed from this evil. It is said he will travel to the people of the valley to deliver his freshly roasted coffee and espresso drinks to the masses. The day of the prophecy are upon us my friends and soon the chosen one will rise to rescue us all.